Movie Info

STARRING

Hugh Jackman, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, will.i.am, Dominic Monaghan, Daniel Henney

DIRECTOR

Gavin Hood

RATING

PG-13 

intense sequences of action and violence, and some partial nudity

RUN TIME

107 minutes

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is one of the first flashy movies of the summer. Did it open up and achieve the greatness that everyone expects it to be. As far as some movie goers go some may have liked it, But did the comic fans like it? Did the movie contradict itself like many expected it to? Would the movie follow the other movies, considering this movie is set on the time of wolverine and his prime was before he joined Professor Xavier and his elite crew of mutants.

The Movie starts off with Wolverine (Logan) extremely Ill at his house. As he lay’s in bed, His dad checks on him as Sabretooth (Victor) Sits and watches. There dad checks on him and as that is happening someone calls for the His dad. As he steps down Wolverine hears a gunshot so he rushes down stairs and finds his dad dead. So he goes crazy and his claws come out (Wolverine not knowing he has this ability) and kills the man, and the man’s last words were, “He wasn’t your real father, I was” WOLVERINE KILLS HIS DAD!!

As the Movie goes along they show some Clips of Wolverine and his brother Sabretooth raising hell in the Wars, from the Civil War, WWI, WWII, Vietnam etc… and that leaves them to Striker. In present time the mad meets Striker (Striker was the man from X-2 with the son with the same powers as the professor). So apparently Striker has this group that is made for the service of the United States, some super group of mutants (John Wraith, The Blob, Bolt, Agent Zero, Deadpool) and Spriker wants Sabretooth and Wolverine to join this group, so they do.
This leads Wolverine to leave, just because he didn’t want to fight no more and he thought what they were doing was wrong. So he leaves and moves to Canada, Were he now has a cabin, he is a lumberjack and on top of that he has a girl friend named Kayla. Kayla is the one who sets his name Wolverine. Reason being is she tells him this story, about how the moon is lonely and the reason why is… well some stupid reason some spirit falls for the moon and some other spirit tells the other spirit to go down to earth to get some flowers for the moon and so the spirit that loves the moon goes to get the flowers and he dies, the spirit that was stupid enough to go get the flowers his name was Wolverine translated. And that is the Origins of the name Wolverine.
Since Wolverine Was gone Sabretooth went on a blood hunt for wolverine. Striker tried to get Wolverine back to defeat Sabretooth, but Wolverine said he wasn’t interested. Next thing you know Sabretooth Kill’s his wife… The bait worked and Wolverine went looking for Sabretooth. As they meet Wolverine fights him and at the end he loses his bone claws. Then Striker says hey I can make you better and I can fix you, just come with me. Well he does and that is how he gets his metal claws over those stupid bone claws.

After the surgery was a success, they tell them to erase his memory and wolverine hears and he freaks out and goes on a rampage. As he escapes he meets up with these people who give him food and shelter, and that cool leather jacket he wears. As he gets comfortable he stays there and as he is there Agent Zero kills the old people and then the barn blows up. When it does Wolverine takes off in his Cycle that the old man gave him. Then the helicopter battle begins. In the end wolverine blows up the helicopter, killing agent zero.

Once Wolverine demolished everything he goes to meet up with some old members of the team. He meets up with The Blob and John Wraith. John Wraith explains how Sabretooth lost his mind and went crazy and got blood thirsty. John Wraith tells Wolverine to talk to The Blob for more information. The Blob knows what is going on, were Victor is. But he doesn’t want to tell him anything. So they begin to fight in the ring. Well as you figure The Blob Wins… Kidding Wolverine smashes him because wolverine is made of steel metal now. So The Blob tells Wolverine were victor is, and how Sabretooth and Striker are on a team and they are killing all the mutants. And how they put all the mutants on an island, The Blob leads him to Gambit, due to he is the only person who has ever escaped the island and truly knows what happens on the island. Wolverine feels betrayed due to the fact that Striker said that Wolverine and himself will hunt down Sabretooth. So Wolverine leaves and John Wraith insists to follow.

Scene change: Sabretooth captures Cyclops. And Striker takes him in. Sabretooth stays. Gambit ends up attacking Wolverine because Wolverine says the name Striker. Then Wolverine meets Sabretooth in the ally. And you end up finding out that Sabretooth killed John Wraith, and his wife. While they are fighting, Gambit comes out and starts to attack Wolverine. So Sabretooth leaves.

After all that Gambit stops and then Wolverine talks to him about his situation. Gambit tells him he can take him to the island. Then end up talking about why Striker hates mutants so much. Reason being is the fact that his son killed Strikers wife. His son was a mutant hence on X-Men 2. So Gambit takes him to the island and Wolverine jumps in the water.

Mess UP!

Wolverine when he dove in the water he comes out of the water with no water drops on him and he isn’t even wet. Also if Wolverine were to jump in the water he would have sunk. Considering he is made of metal.

Last Thoughts

It was a good movie, Funny, Action packed and we got these sweet comics. Hugh Jackman did a great job and so did the other cast men, But I did find that it was to full with like starts, and some didn’t really fit the part to well.

So what happens to Wolverine, And all the other mutants? How about Cyclops, Why does Wolverine hate him In the original X-Men?

Okay well That is all I’m going to tell you my good friend. Enjoy It! The rest you must see on your own!!!

Pineapple Express, The Wackness, Disaster Movie, My Best Friend's Girl

On this blog I will talk about some of the most recent movies I have been watching;

Pineapple Express

The Wackness

Disaster Movie

My Best Friend's Girl

First movie ‘Pineapple Express’: This movie is about A huge stoner who witnesses a murder by a monster drug lord and a corrupt cop. A good movie, I mean I’ve always been a big fan of Seth Rogen Judd Apatow and the rest of the gang, and this was no exception. Was funny like always, entertaining and adventurous, This movie I will recommend for some good laughs.

Next ‘The Wackness’: This movie is about a very depressed teen who just graduated High School. His household isn’t the best and he is a drug dealer.This movie was an ok movie, good story line, very dramatic. Some of the problems I had with this movie is the main character. To see the kid from drake and josh (that airs on Disney Channel) play as a stoner or a thug/drug dealer was just hard to imagine. Maybe if they would have casted someone else as the main character it would have been a little more believable. Don’t get me wrong Josh Peck does a great job acting, just not a good choice to fit the image.

‘Disaster Movie’: Overall in my opinion this these movies just keep getting worse and worse. They started good with Scary movie one and two and then they just started to fall. They are funny... somewhat but when I’m just mad watching and asking myself why I am watching this awful. The jokes are ok, I had a few laughs, but was not worth my time.

‘My Best Friend’s Girl’: Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustin's dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down -- permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at seducing -- and offending -- women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives -- an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. This movie seemed like a make-up of Hitch. And for some reason every movie I have seen with the very funny stand-up comic Dane Cook, there is always some armature sex scenes.

This isnt my best review I was in a bit of a hurry i don't know why, but I felt like just throwing it up in a hurry.

Troubled User

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Ent ertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 & to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bill's 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is t o purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

808s & Heartbreak

A really good album: very emotional, a good album to relax to. This is album everyone can relate to, if you ever had some love problems. You can tell Kanye put his heart in this album. One of t he flaws on this album were some of the songs were too long. There is one song that had 2 minutes or more of just the beat at the end which is kind of annoying. But the beat was very relaxing. Also there weren’t too many songs on this album (12). When it was over I wished it was a little bit longer.
As for me I’m glad this album came out was a really great album and I was anticipating this one for quite awhile considering its Kanye West. And like always I can’t wait for this new album, I’m sure Kanye has a lot to say after that one, he’s going to lose the auto-tune and he is going to come out with pure FIRE, I’m sure of it.
Favorite songs:
All of them rely, except love lockdown because I killed it, and despite the long end of the songs.
And Kanye has NO SKITS on this album, maybe that’s why there wasn’t too many tracks.

Thr33 Ringz

His new album "Thr33 Ringz" is a well produced album. Awesome album, oh and like I said well produced album yeah T Pain produced the whole thing. It's a great album some of my favorite Songs are:

1. Ringleader Man

2. Phantom(Bonus Track)

3. Bad Side (Bonus Track)

4. Karaoke

5. Freeze

6. Sweet

7. Change

8. Therapy

9. Distorted

I mean I could go on mind you I didn't mention Chopped N Skrewed and Can't Believe It and mind you there are the intro and 2 other skits that are great as well… basically the whole album is great. Beats every other album out there and I don't know how anyone can beat this album.

This album should not be downloaded this album is CRAZY! Best album EVER never heard a better album.

Who to Believe ?

Lately when it comes to my research I've been tumbling. It's hard for me to find somewhere to post my bulletins. Everywhere I go I'm called a Liar, Ignorant, miss informed, Stupid etc… but am I the one who is getting the wrong facts, or is the public? Are they just scared to hear the truth, they do say the truth hurts.

For one I don't know WHO TO BELIEVE and what to believe. I will research a topic for instance and while I'm researching I see 9-11 wasn't a setup and how it was indeed terrorist. Then I will see that it was a setup on the Bush administration. Also I will get so much more info and explanation on how it was a setup. It makes more sense that way, but I then get other people saying how it's a total lie and how: My facts are wrong, I need to use reputable sources, and my resources aren't reliable. I get people who show me other sites to get better sources.

Some of the facts I believe are true are:

1. The government lies to us.

2. 9-11=setup for war

3. Stock markets crashing: To get out of the recession is to form a new currency called the North American Currency. Which will be involving Canada and Mexico and us of course will form as one. They said that the stocks crashing were a set up in the great depression as is also a setup now.

4. Marshall Law will come intact: with that they will take all our money and guns. and to track us they will use GPS cell phones cameras on the streets and our passports. Also some will have chips in their body and just recently i was that study being researched on soldiers. This chip is so we know where they are at and make sure we don't lose any Americans.

Therefore, who do I believe? It's a fact that the government lies to us on the news. Or maybe I'm just a victim of brainwashing? Or maybe YOU guys are the victims. And if my resources aren't real, then why do the post or whatever get disabled or deleted from the server within minutes. Maybe the government doesn't want us to know this stuff… perhaps we aren't supposed to know this stuff. For all you hard headed people out there that don't believe what I tell you and what I hear, all I have to say is I TOLD YOU SO.

Obama 08'

Is American REALLY ready for a NON White president? The people say yes, as do the media. If this statement is truly true, then ask yourself WHY? Why is American TRULY ready for a NON White president now? Why is American even allowing one now? And ask yourself this, when AMERICAN has truly been humane to the native HUMAN? We are at war and also in a recession, and America is reaching an all time low. Is America ready for a change?

If you look at the past, America has been cruel and brutal to the natives, in all colors and looks, it’s a historical fact. What makes you think WHITE AMERICA will do different now? Look at the society to date, NON White AMERICANS are getting bigger and also stronger, from the music industry, to even business. WHITE American is feeling outnumbered and over powered by the NON White man in society. You can’t watch TV now without seeing a NON White man. Now I ask you how will they solve this LOVE for NON WHITE Americans? How and who will fix the things in America? American Dept, Poverty, Recession, Immigration, and maybe even a WORLD WAR.

Solution: They will vote in a NON White president in the WHITE house. They will place a NON white American for the first time and watch him humiliate himself. Not because he is un-capable of the task, but they will not allow him. Like always history shows WHITE AMERICA makes the NON White do the Dirty work (Slavery). But will he really fix it? People have said that the economy the way it is in now, won’t be fixed for another 12 years, when Obama will be out of the white house. I mean feel for the NON Whites, Finally they are feeling free and doing what they want, and living the American Dream, and now the WHITE MAN has to put them back down… AGAIN.

As I recall John McWhorter states “…with Obama in the office this will start a whole new Generation… The Obama Generation.” This man thinks that Obama in office will for sure end racism in America. Kids will see Obama running the country so smoothly right? And all the little kids will see a whole new side of America. Every day, seeing Obama in office running things. But if he messes up it will just start racism, that is close to extinction all over again. If he messes up the white kid will say to the NON White kid, “LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KIND IS DOING TO THE COUNTRY” The Racism will just start again and add on and start the fire again. America is extremely low in money, we are at War, what makes you think he will be able to do it and fix it all up, or will WHITE AMERICA force him to do otherwise. Perhaps open up the boarders, start a stock market Crash….

It has been proven lately on the racial part of the election. As some of you may have heard during one of McCain’s speeches he was answering one of his supporters question, “What do you think about your opponent Barrack Obama?” The crowd ended up shouting vulgar remarks, “Terrorist, Kill Him etc…” and McCain didn’t do much at the moment.

Look at the charts in the Republican Convention when the Election just started Mr. McCain had a 3% vote after the first convention. Go figure he will still be in the Election. I wonder why… perhaps it is so Americans will feel like they have to vote for Obama, I mean look at the other guy…RIGHT. Having McCain will just be same ole same ole, been there done that, and I don’t blame them. American citizens want a change.

Now let’s look at McCain a little more: On McCain’s side he has a Female Vice President well done by him, but oh guess what, he also has George Bush. George Bush made a speech, and he said that he approves of John McCain. Great McCain has the so called ‘ANTI CHRIST’ vouching for him.

And Obama, he basically has the WORLD behind him. The music industry (All Hip-Hop artist and more want him to win) EVEN in the 08’ VMA’s one man came rolling up in a Black Car saying Obama 08’. Also he had the host PRAISE him and prayed that he won and that Obama will solve all… He even has business man and icon P. Diddy on most of the episodes of making the band he wears a shirt Obama 08’. It’s getting so crazy it’s even in the music we listen to. The Whole WORLD is behind him. Them putting McCain against him, is going to be an obliteration and man slaughter. That’s like putting TRAINED American Troops full out in IRAQ…

This is just a theory of mine, I’m not saying it will happen, I just think we could have a better time for a NON White president, and I think that this could all backfire. Americans are putting too much faith in this one man, and this one man is promising too much, what really makes you think he will do them all. He is acting like a 5rd Grader trying to become president of his school. Making all these promises, what makes you think he can do all that?

Granted, if the government wasn’t the way it was he could make a change perhaps. Like I stated he is like the 5th grader running for Class President. And like in school it’s not the president that makes all the decisions. You don’t honestly think they do… do you? Look at the history, all the presidents promise good, and they end up doing nothing they say they will, and our current president is a great example.

Hence, don’t put too much faith in this man, and think a little before you make your decision; don’t think this man will be able to fix it all. I wish he will be able to fix it. And if Obama does a great job, America knows that job America would want more from NON WHITE AMERICA. Why not just stop it now.

What's the black pres. thinkin' on election night
Is it how can I protect my life?
Protect my wife?
Protect my rights?
Every other president was nothin' less than white
Except Thomas Jefferson and mixed Indian blood
and Calvin coolers
KKK is like 'what the f**k', loadin' they guns up
loadin' mine too, Ready to ride
Cause im ridin with my crew
He dies - we die too
But on a positive side,
I think Obama provides Hope - and challenges minds
Of all races and colors to erase the hate
And try and love one another, so many political snakes
We in need of a break
Im thinkin' I can trust this brotha
But will he keep it way real?
Every innocent n!gga in jail - gets out on appeal
When he wins - will he really care still?