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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Movie Info
STARRING
Hugh Jackman, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, will.i.am, Dominic Monaghan, Daniel Henney
DIRECTOR
Gavin Hood
RATING
PG-13 
intense sequences of action and violence, and some partial nudity
RUN TIME
107 minutes
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men Origins: Wolverine is one of the first flashy movies of the summer. Did it open up and achieve the greatness that everyone expects it to be. As far as some movie goers go some may have liked it, But did the comic fans like it? Did the movie contradict itself like many expected it to? Would the movie follow the other movies, considering this movie is set on the time of wolverine and his prime was before he joined Professor Xavier and his elite crew of mutants.

The Movie starts off with Wolverine (Logan) extremely Ill at his house. As he lay’s in bed, His dad checks on him as Sabretooth (Victor) Sits and watches. There dad checks on him and as that is happening someone calls for the His dad. As he steps down Wolverine hears a gunshot so he rushes down stairs and finds his dad dead. So he goes crazy and his claws come out (Wolverine not knowing he has this ability) and kills the man, and the man’s last words were, “He wasn’t your real father, I was” WOLVERINE KILLS HIS DAD!!

As the Movie goes along they show some Clips of Wolverine and his brother Sabretooth raising hell in the Wars, from the Civil War, WWI, WWII, Vietnam etc… and that leaves them to Striker. In present time the mad meets Striker (Striker was the man from X-2 with the son with the same powers as the professor). So apparently Striker has this group that is made for the service of the United States, some super group of mutants (John Wraith, The Blob, Bolt, Agent Zero, Deadpool) and Spriker wants Sabretooth and Wolverine to join this group, so they do.
This leads Wolverine to leave, just because he didn’t want to fight no more and he thought what they were doing was wrong. So he leaves and moves to Canada, Were he now has a cabin, he is a lumberjack and on top of that he has a girl friend named Kayla. Kayla is the one who sets his name Wolverine. Reason being is she tells him this story, about how the moon is lonely and the reason why is… well some stupid reason some spirit falls for the moon and some other spirit tells the other spirit to go down to earth to get some flowers for the moon and so the spirit that loves the moon goes to get the flowers and he dies, the spirit that was stupid enough to go get the flowers his name was Wolverine translated. And that is the Origins of the name Wolverine.
Since Wolverine Was gone Sabretooth went on a blood hunt for wolverine. Striker tried to get Wolverine back to defeat Sabretooth, but Wolverine said he wasn’t interested. Next thing you know Sabretooth Kill’s his wife… The bait worked and Wolverine went looking for Sabretooth. As they meet Wolverine fights him and at the end he loses his bone claws. Then Striker says hey I can make you better and I can fix you, just come with me. Well he does and that is how he gets his metal claws over those stupid bone claws.

After the surgery was a success, they tell them to erase his memory and wolverine hears and he freaks out and goes on a rampage. As he escapes he meets up with these people who give him food and shelter, and that cool leather jacket he wears. As he gets comfortable he stays there and as he is there Agent Zero kills the old people and then the barn blows up. When it does Wolverine takes off in his Cycle that the old man gave him. Then the helicopter battle begins. In the end wolverine blows up the helicopter, killing agent zero.

Once Wolverine demolished everything he goes to meet up with some old members of the team. He meets up with The Blob and John Wraith. John Wraith explains how Sabretooth lost his mind and went crazy and got blood thirsty. John Wraith tells Wolverine to talk to The Blob for more information. The Blob knows what is going on, were Victor is. But he doesn’t want to tell him anything. So they begin to fight in the ring. Well as you figure The Blob Wins… Kidding Wolverine smashes him because wolverine is made of steel metal now. So The Blob tells Wolverine were victor is, and how Sabretooth and Striker are on a team and they are killing all the mutants. And how they put all the mutants on an island, The Blob leads him to Gambit, due to he is the only person who has ever escaped the island and truly knows what happens on the island. Wolverine feels betrayed due to the fact that Striker said that Wolverine and himself will hunt down Sabretooth. So Wolverine leaves and John Wraith insists to follow.

Scene change: Sabretooth captures Cyclops. And Striker takes him in. Sabretooth stays. Gambit ends up attacking Wolverine because Wolverine says the name Striker. Then Wolverine meets Sabretooth in the ally. And you end up finding out that Sabretooth killed John Wraith, and his wife. While they are fighting, Gambit comes out and starts to attack Wolverine. So Sabretooth leaves.

After all that Gambit stops and then Wolverine talks to him about his situation. Gambit tells him he can take him to the island. Then end up talking about why Striker hates mutants so much. Reason being is the fact that his son killed Strikers wife. His son was a mutant hence on X-Men 2. So Gambit takes him to the island and Wolverine jumps in the water.

Mess UP!
Wolverine when he dove in the water he comes out of the water with no water drops on him and he isn’t even wet. Also if Wolverine were to jump in the water he would have sunk. Considering he is made of metal.

Last Thoughts
It was a good movie, Funny, Action packed and we got these sweet comics. Hugh Jackman did a great job and so did the other cast men, But I did find that it was to full with like starts, and some didn’t really fit the part to well.

So what happens to Wolverine, And all the other mutants? How about Cyclops, Why does Wolverine hate him In the original X-Men?

Okay well That is all I’m going to tell you my good friend. Enjoy It! The rest you must see on your own!!!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Pineapple Express, The Wackness, Disaster Movie, My Best Friend's Girl

On this blog I will talk about some of the most recent movies I have been watching;


Pineapple Express

The Wackness

Disaster Movie

My Best Friend's Girl


First movie ‘Pineapple Express’: This movie is about A huge stoner who witnesses a murder by a monster drug lord and a corrupt cop. A good movie, I mean I’ve always been a big fan of Seth Rogen Judd Apatow and the rest of the gang, and this was no exception. Was funny like always, entertaining and adventurous, This movie I will recommend for some good laughs.

Next ‘The Wackness’: This movie is about a very depressed teen who just graduated High School. His household isn’t the best and he is a drug dealer.This movie was an ok movie, good story line, very dramatic. Some of the problems I had with this movie is the main character. To see the kid from drake and josh (that airs on Disney Channel) play as a stoner or a thug/drug dealer was just hard to imagine. Maybe if they would have casted someone else as the main character it would have been a little more believable. Don’t get me wrong Josh Peck does a great job acting, just not a good choice to fit the image.

Disaster Movie’: Overall in my opinion this these movies just keep getting worse and worse. They started good with Scary movie one and two and then they just started to fall. They are funny... somewhat but when I’m just mad watching and asking myself why I am watching this awful. The jokes are ok, I had a few laughs, but was not worth my time.

My Best Friend’s Girl’: Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustin's dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down -- permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at seducing -- and offending -- women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives -- an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. This movie seemed like a make-up of Hitch. And for some reason every movie I have seen with the very funny stand-up comic Dane Cook, there is always some armature sex scenes.


This isnt my best review I was in a bit of a hurry i don't know why, but I felt like just throwing it up in a hurry.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Troubled User

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Ent ertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 & to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bill's 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is t o purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support