Pineapple Express, The Wackness, Disaster Movie, My Best Friend's Girl

On this blog I will talk about some of the most recent movies I have been watching;

Pineapple Express

The Wackness

Disaster Movie

My Best Friend's Girl

First movie ‘Pineapple Express’: This movie is about A huge stoner who witnesses a murder by a monster drug lord and a corrupt cop. A good movie, I mean I’ve always been a big fan of Seth Rogen Judd Apatow and the rest of the gang, and this was no exception. Was funny like always, entertaining and adventurous, This movie I will recommend for some good laughs.

Next ‘The Wackness’: This movie is about a very depressed teen who just graduated High School. His household isn’t the best and he is a drug dealer.This movie was an ok movie, good story line, very dramatic. Some of the problems I had with this movie is the main character. To see the kid from drake and josh (that airs on Disney Channel) play as a stoner or a thug/drug dealer was just hard to imagine. Maybe if they would have casted someone else as the main character it would have been a little more believable. Don’t get me wrong Josh Peck does a great job acting, just not a good choice to fit the image.

‘Disaster Movie’: Overall in my opinion this these movies just keep getting worse and worse. They started good with Scary movie one and two and then they just started to fall. They are funny... somewhat but when I’m just mad watching and asking myself why I am watching this awful. The jokes are ok, I had a few laughs, but was not worth my time.

‘My Best Friend’s Girl’: Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustin's dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is forced to slow things down -- permanently. Devastated and desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at seducing -- and offending -- women, Tank gets hired by freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives -- an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. This movie seemed like a make-up of Hitch. And for some reason every movie I have seen with the very funny stand-up comic Dane Cook, there is always some armature sex scenes.

This isnt my best review I was in a bit of a hurry i don't know why, but I felt like just throwing it up in a hurry.

Troubled User

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Ent ertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 & to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bill's 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is t o purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support